hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
Phoebe was smooth as fuck
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
- John Mayer (via hefuckin)
teachers put the ass in assignments